Today, I am the luckiest woman alive. It is almost February and I already have my perfect Valentine. He is dark, handsome and dresses impeccably. (Although occasionally in drag!) He brings me flowers, and never has to say sorry. He does not complain about my untidy house, or my culinary skills. He is a good listener and never interrupts, or reads the newspaper when I talk. He does not drink or smoke (Unless sitting too close to an open fire!) He is cuddly, does not snore and takes up very little space in the bed.
Many of you will be envious of my good fortune. You will be desperate to meet my perfect Valentine. Perhaps he has a brother, dad or son who is single?
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Along with this barefaced attempt at advertising you will receive £1.50 discount at the Ravelry checkout (until midnight GMT, February 28th, 2013) when buying the pattern for Wee Black Faced Sheep and his Valentine’s Day attire.
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